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matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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(Source: matthewsagan)


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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs


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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Source: heteroh)


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wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes


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assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

(Source: assgod)


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stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability)


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celibacy:

have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?